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22 February, 2008 | 1 comment
God goes digital
Bible Adventures! A Google search produces surprising results–especially since growing up I could NEVER find this game (beyond the one time I DID find the game, however).
When I drove out to California from the East Coast, I’m sure I’ve passed many people that swear God is addictive. This cart only affirms that! What an addictive little selection of games for those seeking a healthy fear of our Lord! Whether you had to get baby Moses to the water or animals in the ark, the game played the same–you carried and threw objects to get them to go where you wanted them to go. In the meantime, other things try to stop you from achieving your goal.
For a religious title, I certainly didn’t stop and ask people if I could take their sheep, cattle, etc. and put them on my boat. No one seemed to care, actually, so I just stole a whole bunch of livestock, sealed up the door to my boat, and let humanity drown all over themselves. F them. I’ll save myself (and their animals, which will make great steaks during the long flood).
What did we learn? Take your neighbor’s cattle without asking and let them rot and die while you’re nice and safe. And they say video games only recently became truthfully violent….
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